'Self Absorbed'

l.

You can have the abs you want

-if you'll be...

abstemious

just eat your apple pie sans cheese,

and yes, of course

whipped creamy-less



2.

well now my dues are paid and I'm a regular gym dandy
just twenty minutes jogging earns earns a piece of pie or candy

Yes, truth be told, this exercise is very, very nice
I sweat, and swear and sweat some more, and earn another slice

of lemon pie or pumpkin pie, - maybe a slice of cherry
or chocolate cream or blueberry ( perhaps a glass of sherry!)

eat candy, cake or pie, my friend, I tell you, in conclusion
but do those situps faithfully

...and have your ab solution.

-G.L. :-)