'The Love Song of Kickycan' (adult poem)

I'm Kickycan the lady's man

And you must surely know it,

Beneath this coat's what girls love most,

And I'm dying dear to show it,

My trenchcoat treasure's hid away,

Till just the perfect moment,

When you behold... and then bestow

Your most admiring comment,

I'm Kickycan the lady's man,

"My big best friend" I call it,

Come! touch it with your pretty hand,

It's oh so big...

...my wallet.

-jorge999