'Broke and Broken Up' (lyrics by G.Lally)

My sister-in-law's FB status today was 'My Power Washer Broke'.
Someone said it sounded like a country song. So, here goes!


'Broke and Broken Up'
(lyrics by G.Lally)

My power washer's broke and so ain't I,
My man just left me for a teen-age tramp,
Oh, honey, buy me beer so I can have a cry!
beer and country music make my eyes so damp!

Some one stole my pickup, and my dang dawg died,
that ol' bill collector's knocking on my door
I need to find a place where I can go and hide,
but no one wants to take me in no more!

...I'm broke and broken up, but I ain't broken..."
truer words than that just ain't been spoken!
So cowboy, buy me a beer and play that song,
'cause everything I ever had's gone wrong!

Now please don't think that I am always bitchin'
but this toothache has me feeling...well, like shit!
this morning I woke up and I was itchin'
at least those pesky bedbugs like me quite a bit

...I'm broke and broken up, but I ain't broken..."
truer words than that just ain't been spoken!
So cowboy, buy me a beer and play that song,
'cause everything I ever had's gone wrong!