Thursday, January 21, 2010

'Mousely Science'

"Researchers at the University of Calgary said in July 2007, that female mice in their study were not only sexually aroused by whiffs of male mouse pheromones but that the scent apparently made the females' brains grow larger. [New Scientist, 7-2-07]"


As one whose love of learning is sincere,
( oh yes, 'tis Science that I most revere!)

how marvelous -- and edifying, truth to tell--
to learn both love-sick male and female mice do swell

--albeit in their different mousey regions.

...Now, on behalf of untold curious legions

there is a nagging question I must ask you:
Are gay MALE mice's BRAINS tumescing too?

...as they sniff pheromones from mousey dudes
and their ... err... tiny nether places ...protrude?

This is a question that cries out for study:
"The Physiology of Mousely Buddies"

Oh, I can see it now! Some proud biologist is telling
gathered press about gay mice and BIPOLAR swelling!

-jorge999

NOTE: When I saw the above news clip on another site
my imagination got the best of me. -jorge

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