'For Your Birthday: Free Pass For a Midlife Crisis'

Birthdays come and birthdays go
but now you're FORTY-EIGHT you know,

Time to have your midlife crisis,
(second childhood is the nicest)

If you want to tint your hair,
or buy a sportscar, we won't care,

So what, your waistline is expanding!
family is ...understanding,

Think and do the most outrageous
and don't worry -- it won't faze us,

use this, your very own free pass
to go hog-wild, to drain your glass,

midlife crisis can be fun
(though when it's done, it must be done)

Oops! ...P.S. ...by the way,
this pass is valid for one day.

--jorge999