Friday, May 16, 2008

'Decline' (adult content)

Organs betray me, honey bun,
Malfunctions big and small,
Last year they took away
my only place for storing gall.

I have a uro-doctor now,
(Admired by his peers)
And now I notice -ow!
Hair, growing inside my ears.

Ironically, on top my hair is thinner
And, (to tell you this may be a little crass)
Every evening after eating dinner,
I soak my (upper) denture in a glass.

What's that my dear?
Oh love, the situation's worse than what I paint,
So I must disappoint you now I fear:
My joints are stiff tonight...but some thing ain't.
-jorge999

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